Own the Name That Portland Remembers:

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From a highly trafficked website and memorable branding to thousands of customers and marketing materials, this license offers unparalleled value to your home service business!

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Everything You Need to Succeed

Grumpy's Drains grossed $175K with one truck and passed along $500K+ in related work to partners like you. Imagine the potential for your business!

With 20 years of trusted service and brand recognition in Portland, Grumpy's Drains is your opportunity to own a business asset that delivers results. Website, branding, billboards, and thousands of loyal customers—it's all included!

High Traffic Website

Grumpy’s Drains' highly trafficked website for the Portland area is included in this license, providing you with a ready-made digital presence. With years of SEO optimization and customer engagement, it's a proven tool to generate leads and drive business.

Trademark Licensing Agreement

An attorney reviewed License Agreement that allows the use of the Trademarked Grumpy's Drains name and logo in all of Washington, Multnomah, and Clackamas counties to suite your business needs.

Trusted Brand

Grumpy’s Drains has built a reputation as a reliable and memorable name in Portland. Customers instantly recognize the brand, making it a powerful asset for your business.

Loyal Customers

With a 19-year customer list of thousands, Grumpy’s Drains brings a built-in client base. Tap into this network to boost your business and grow your bottom line from day one.

Grumpy's Assets

You will gain access to a highly viewed website, original phone number, a 19 year customer list consisting of thousands of customers!

Why Grumpy’s?

With 20 years of trusted service and brand recognition in Portland, Grumpy's Drains is your opportunity to own a business asset that delivers results. Website, branding, billboards, and thousands of loyal customers—it's all included!

What You’ll Get

2 brand new 4 x 8 eye-catching billboards along with a vinyl graphics package for your vehicle, 6 new Logo-ed tee shirts and 2 hats. You supply vehicle, drain cleaning equipment, and technician/salesperson and we supply your new identity.

Your Business Growth

In 2024, Grumpy's Drains grossed $175K with one truck and passed along $500K+ in related work to partners like you. Imagine the potential for your business!

Act Now: Limited Time Offer

This exclusive trademark license will be awarded to the best offer after a 5-day period May 1st through May 5th.
Don’t wait—reach out now to secure your chance at this transformative opportunity.

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FAQ

You’re purchasing a license to use the Grumpy's Drains name and assets, not the business itself.

No annual dues or fees—this is a one-time purchase.

Website, phone number, customer list, billboards, and branding materials such as vehicle graphics and apparel.

Offers will be taken over five days. If multiple offers meet the asking price, I’ll contact you to finalize.

The license is permanent and does not require renewal. Once purchased, you have exclusive rights to use the Grumpy's Drains name in the agreed-upon region.

Yes, the license applies only to the Portland metro area (Washington, Multnomah, and Clackamas counties). Expansion beyond these areas would require a separate agreement.

We’ll provide a brand guideline, customer transition tips, and a consultation period to help integrate the brand into your business.

Yes, we’ll provide introductions to key vendors and marketing contacts that have supported Grumpy’s Drains over the years.

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